Tilly The White-Liver Woman
From the author's foreword
When evening comes and day's hard tasks are done,And mind is free,
Take up this book and let it be From me to thee.
And, reading it, return to days when youth Made all things bright:
The sun in the day and the moon at night,
The laughter and love spontaneous and true
From parents and friends, And a few others too.
Memories to treasure of some long gone To homes in the skies.
Think of the someone who herein tries
To bring you laughter or tears to your eyes.
But, if ire there be, forgive him, will you? And remember, too,
'Twas love that was writing so this book would tell
Tales of devotionaffection as well.
And, if a tear should fall,
may it be for grace's sake And not for evil done.
For, as I grow old with love, I grow not old at all.
But, like the setting of the sun, I'm just a day's task done.
Whoever goes with love, in very truth, forevermore lives on.
Excerpt . . .
From the first story . . .
There she lay, at the prime of life, prostrate in a velvet-lined coffin, eyes closed, a Madonna-like smile on her face, both hands clasped as if in prayer, her legs outstretched like Siamese twins. Her mourners stop by, some to touch her face as if to inherit the beauty they see; some in
sorrow, some in envy, some with dry tears, some to mutter something such as,
Tilly, Tilly, at last day is togedder. Some, remembering that Tilly
had seen two husbands and about four keepers go to sleep, to ask,
Which man? And in reply, A not talking 'bout no man. A
talking 'bout dem two legs. During her last years Tilly had lived in a
large three-bedroom, three-bathroom house set on a hill at the corner on the
Spanish Town/Kingston road. Being always well-kept and fronted by a flower
garden, it put the nearby houses to shame, and, as should be expected, the
neighbors disliked her and bandied around gossip which painted her in various
shades of red and black. Despite the envy of the women, Tilly was popular with
the men. So popular, indeed that if Spanish Town had needed a female mayor, she
would have been the one. Being unable to make her mayor, they named the nearby
junction Tilly's Korner, taking the cue from Kingston's
Mathilda's Corner which the Brits, decades before, had rewarded a
certain popular woman with. Tilly was blessed in many ways. In addition to her
winsome ways, God (perhaps the devil) had bestowed upon her physical features
that made her the dream of men and the envy of women. Her color was of the
right shade--black coffee with a few drops of milk; the texture of her skin
like the petals of a newly-opened hibiscus flower. Coming at you, she looked
like a million; going away, like a good fortune you've missed. On your mind was
left a lot of fussy longing. Better look quickly or not at all. I repeat: Going
or coming she looked like a million. But it was the view from behind on which
everyone's eyes got stuck, because there they saw what looked like a pair of
inflated air bags which alternately rose and fell as she walked. Several men
had got into big trouble by failing to resist the temptation to squeeze, or
even pat. It seemed that God's purpose was to provide her with soft seating.
However, Tilly was not proud of her behind. As a matter of fact, she disliked
it, especially as it distracted from her lady-like attractions. Thus,
back-side-capped as she thought she was, she cultivated a gait that induced her
behind to behave, and she blamed her mother who she said had induced the
over-size by always pounding her backside with a wooden paddle when she was
child. Amazing as it may seem, Tilly wasn't a show-off. She carried herself
with poise and dignity, never attempting to accentuate her blessings through
word or movement. She let her blessings do their part. So respectable she was
that no one ever addressed her in any other way but Miss Tilly.
Tilly was not born in the Spanish Town area. When she arrived she was about
twenty, or so. She was brought to Spanish Town by an old Englishman, who, about
a year earlier, had come and bought a house and ten acres of land. He was well
over sixty, and retiredfrom what? No one knew. Being alone and a bit
infirm, he had brought Tilly to look after him. She must have done a bang-up
job looking after him because in a short time he was moving around with springs
in his steps. He said it was the fresh Spanish Town air that did it. No one
believed him because he had come from Montego Bay where the ocean air was
fresher than fresh; whereas, the air in Spanish Town smelt like sugarcane
fields, Be as it may have been, he loved Tilly more than life. He doted on her;
every Sunday went to Mass with her though he was Anglican but she Catholic. But
Tilly was not designed for such respectability. She was a free spirit, longing
to see the world and knowingreally knowingother people.
Surely, not to be stuck to an old, incapable man, white man,
notwithstanding. But the only outlet for her desires was her dreams. However,
while a man's dreams could give him satisfaction of a sort, a woman's bring
only intensified longing. This happened to Tilly. For relief she turned to her
parish priest. In the confessional she begged for God's forgiveness and
assistance, which the priest promised, assuring her that her prayers would be
answered. Answered they truly were. Within a few weeks she was in child, and a
few weeks later a bouncing baby boy was born. Not only bouncing he was, but
every bit a spitting image of the priest. He had not given Tilly God's
blessings only, but had aided God by adding a few of his own. Tilly looked upon
it as a mixed blessing, as, indeed, it was. The old Englishman objected to
giving the child his name, then relented. But his disappointment in Tilly was
more than he could bear. He passed away, supposedly from a heart attack,
leaving Tilly with everything he owned. Tilly, not wanting to be tied down to a
child, especially one that looked like the priest, with the help of the priest,
had the child adopted by a couple in Puerto Rico. So Tilly found herself alone
in a big house on a large piece of land, and glowing like a rising sun.
Naturally, men came calling, but she cold-shouldered them all, especially the
true, black Jamaicans who she said wanted only one thing.
Furthermore, she didn't go for the saying that black is beautiful or better,
and she pointed to proof: There were no beautiful, black flowers, only
beautiful white, red or yellow ones, and these had honey. This choosiness
caused Tilly to live alone for several months because most of the men that came
calling were policemen, cane-cutters or Rastas. The parish priest was still
trying to block his parishioners' way to purgatory but Tilly's discretion told
her to confess to God directly. So she hung on her walls pictures of Jesus
Christ with a bleeding heart, and, here and there, she placed dim-burning
lamps. She even told her rejected suitors that her only love was for Jesus, and
that only Jesus loved her. However, as much as Jesus may have loved her He
wasn't putting bread on her table, nor was He helping her with the house and
land. Instead, He seemed to be doing a good job taking care of the bushes which
were crowding out the house. The Englishman had left her a nice piece of land
and a big house, but little cash. Without cash, land and house became a burden.
She considered selling a piece of the land but that might lead to her selling
all of it and being ejected from her house. Looking into her mirror she
realized that she did have something she could sell, and that if she was ever
going into that business she'd have to do so now. At past the age of thirty
she'd be old furniture. No one would want to sit on an old chair.
Then came Mr. Arnold. He was half-white, half something else which didn't
matter to Tilly. He said that he was single, a war veteranhis limp
the result of battle woundsand that he wanted a quiet, tropical
place to retire. He was only about fifty-four. He didn't fully qualify for
permanent residence with Tilly but he was an American, which would give her
stature in the district. So she took him in. Money was not her problem then.
The American seemed to have a lot of it. Tilly didn't pry into his financial
affairs. For a short time all went well. Tilly emerged into public view once
again, sometimes on the arm of the American, the local women blue-green with
envy. But things changed. . . . The man lost interest in
Tilly and turned his attention to black men, the worst sortRastas.
Tilly gave him hell for that, threatening to throw him out of the house. His
explanation was that he had once been a social worker, so he wanted to continue
his social work among disadvantaged Jamaicans. Believable enough for Tilly, so
she let him be, even getting to like him. However, neither daytime or nighttime
with him was enjoyable, so she banished him to a separate bedroom. Another
thing that Tilly didn't like about the American was his habit of going about
with a revolver under his shirt. He said it was a habit he had got as a
soldierwithout it he felt naked. Tilly feared that the revolver
would get him into trouble sooner or later, especially as it was against the
law to own a gun without a license. As she had feared, trouble came. Late one
night a shot rang out. Tilly awoke and ran into Arnold's room, but he wasn't
in, nor anywhere else in the house. After a few minutes he came in and told
Tilly there wasn't anything to worry about. He had only scared away a thief who
was trying to break in. So far, so good. But next morning two policemen
arrived, handcuffed the American and took him and his revolver to the station.
The thief he told Tilly he had chased away was, in reality, a Rasta friend of
his. He had shot him while he was half-way in, half-way out her bathroom window. Fortunately, the bullet had lodged in the intruder's hind-quarters, causing him little injury other than another hole there. Arnold wondered why his friend was entering through Tilly's window, why she had left her window open when she knew it was dangerous to do so, and why she didn't seem upset at what had happened. However, he kept his suspicions to himself. The police charged him with . . .
TILLY THE WHITE-LIVER WOMAN
by Isaac Chin